alienallyn: preciouscheetohbaby: spamanito: ooshinythings: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that escalated quickly. What…. the HELL… did I just watch? Oh frick… so depressing. oh i oh wow. that DID escalate quickly.
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
dirktier: list of things i need to do a lot things im not doing any of that
Apparently this is my school’s schedule for the first day of school?! Why’s it a modified day, though? I guess it’s because we start on a Wednesday. But only elementary school kids have modified days on Wednesdays. Perhaps we high schoolers are secretly elementary school kids.
cosmo sex tip #666
when your partner is least expecting it pin them to the ceiling and set them on fire